Mario Kart: The Movie

"Menebrio" (menebrio) 02/21/2014 at 09:09 • Filed to: Mario Kart, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, LOL Cars, Karting

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Anybody remembers the life action film on Mario. I don't think so. But if we where to have a real life Mario Kart movie, I think The Rock would be perfect to play Donkey Kong. Given that he refers to himself as a Silverback [Gorilla] plus his massive size, adds to the image of him being able to eat a dozen bananas in one bite to throw them at you or definitely knocking out whoever is unlucky to be in front with a red turtle shell. Who would you have play the rest of the field?

Nibby > Menebrio 02/21/2014 at 09:13

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A new Jalopnik mascot emerges.

crowmolly > Menebrio 02/21/2014 at 09:13

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I think Patton Oswalt would be a great Toad.

Menebrio > crowmolly 02/21/2014 at 09:17

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After seeing him in College humor as the enguin, I can totally see him with a mushroom on his head.

The Dummy Gummy > Menebrio 02/21/2014 at 09:26

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I see him more as a Princess Peach type of role.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Menebrio 02/21/2014 at 12:55

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > The Dummy Gummy 02/21/2014 at 12:59

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'Cause he's just so dainty.

The Dummy Gummy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/21/2014 at 13:04

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Haha, I oddly had the tooth fairy mind after I made the post.